"Fun fact about acute radiation poisoning: It's impossible to administer painkillers correctly. Once your body starts decomposing with you alive inside of it, there's nothing but pain left." https://t.co/t26WAw62dv

Laid rhymes with paid but not plaid. WHY? https://t.co/GeL3LpkZQV

I bet you can't guess which very popular fast-food restaurant had the idea for bubble gum–flavored broccoli. https://t.co/aSMIxX914a

Oh no, nana's talking about her bowel movements on Facebook again. https://t.co/s22P6C3AI7

"Our show is a wonderful place." https://t.co/8daVpOAoEU

"If you're having a hard time or need some love, I can say that you're loved more than you know..." https://t.co/sdoGGhZshA

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"It's great to see more Asian actors onscreen and being our messy, hopeful selves. The first few episodes were hard to watch because Danny's life is kind of bleak — it hit too close to home." https://t.co/a2SgUQ7sEH

The notorious talk show host died on Thursday at age 79 in suburban Chicago. https://t.co/rpMbA7062N

This mom makes tiny edible meals! https://t.co/tUzww3KzXH

This is me but with Britney Spears. https://t.co/BPbOkziMA2

Featuring the heaviest bangs we've seen thus far, people! https://t.co/leMWainKJY

Elizabeth Olsen and Kaley Cuoco spotted each other on the red carpet, and Elizabeth adorably stopped an interview to gush over Kaley. https://t.co/MBn1kumoIe

"I was pulled into this car, and I could tell there were at least two masked guys in the back before they covered my eyes." https://t.co/OFv25ntl1u

"Every person in this photo is Shaggy in a different font." https://t.co/trp7Y0PUVK

"That man's back must be destroyed from carrying that dumpster fire for two and a half hours." https://t.co/P3XlwQlVMi

I need the Rugrats cookie in my life. For more, be sure to follow @gracie_maes_cookieco! https://t.co/jKKvFXaY1P

Rough — and I can't stress this enough — stuff. https://t.co/TUrYXqf6tn

The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes has a first trailer, and yes, I'm re-entering my The Hunger Games era alongside everyone else. https://t.co/XBe833QmPS